Declarations of independence: by the founding fathers of rock.

We freedom-loving Americans always like to return to the historical roots of our nation, rediscover its revolutionary fervor, and celebrate the glory of its early achievements—especially the Declaration of Independence and US Constitution (given their obviously divine origins).

Unfortunately, as often becomes evident during our political campaigns, few have actually read these documents. But as one who has studied them in their original Hebrew and Greek, I can assure you that much has been lost in translation. (And don't forget that Thomas Jefferson and James Madison usually conversed in Aramaic, which further obscures original intent.)

And what does this have to do with rock & roll?